What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:06
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
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No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
No go.
share office space ...
Still no good.
Suspect in custody after 11 stabbed at Oregon homeless services provider - NBC News
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Worms Caught Creating Superorganisms in the Wild for the First Time - Indian Defence Review
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives